Legacies

Coming soon. 

The law

of unintended consequences is never broken. 

Coulda been the off-lede

this a.m. in my hometown paper. 

Now they tell me

But we would have had no vodka to serve if I'd known this. Wonder if aguardiente would work? 

Jeet?

Can't remember. 

Actually better

than some bloggers' attempted food shoots. 

The end

is in heartening sight. 

Not fud, just searing

Stupid, despicable -- understatements. 

Not fud, but good

Turkey leftovers. 

End

of a tradition. 

Turkeys come

in all sizes and species.

Oh, what the hell

Why not blogroll myself? 

Pardon

those burgers.

Toxic

gumbo. 

Lest we forget

He was the first MBA president.

God called

Said to drink up. 

Not fud, just essential

reading, especially for everyone quaking at the idea of having to wait a week to see a specialist. 

Not fud, just no wonder

NYT stock is in the toilet. Who hired the jackass? 

We are all Citigroup

now.

Maybe he could go to rehab

till January 20? Take his handler with him? 

The grifter

that keeps on giving. Who are you going to believe, her or your lying eyes? 

When will God

show her the door? 

One big reason

not to fly in Canada. Maybe they should allow smokers to use the lavatories again because they are "disabled" by their nicotine addiction.

The Jack Russell terrier

is the perfect garnish. 

Worst photo-op ever

If only they had let her be free-range in the campaign . . . .