The other side

of the alternative to high-fructose corn syrup. 

No sugar for fuel

Really. Use it for rum. 

(Yes, you have to click through an annoying ad. We're all working for the Pharaoh.) 

The eyes have it

Now if she could only turn a dog into a cake. . . .

This makes the coulibiac in "Decline of the American Empire" look like Poppin' Fresh. Neutered.

(Filched from Slashfood. Which also unearthed a bacon tuxedo.)