This is the proof

We are in End Times.

Williams-Sonoma sees this

and there will be five new catalogs. Jalapeno roaster, meet baby food pusher. 

(Filched from the one useful bit of Chowhound)

Of course it was invented in the U.S. of A.

And is probably made in China. 

And I thought a garlic roaster was ridiculous

I'm not saying where, but we used to say editing the progenitor of this craze was like playing Whac-a-Mole. Clearly, we lost.