So much

for calorie counts on menus. Figures lie and liars figure. 

Slyest dig ever at the Rachael ruckus

Ms. Malkin, I'm afraid they know where your parents were born.

Let alone arugula

And these are the guys paid to analyze why Hillary lost but never mention America really hates the Chimp's illegal war*? Speaking for the common man after $40 entrees?

*Amazing how quickly the lapdogs bury the evidence. Click now and the three American soldiers slaughtered are so far below the lede they might as well be disguised as cargo.