Not fud, just excellent

The Eartha Kitt connection.

(Gleaned from the Daily Dish.)

Sometimes you have to die

for people to realize you're alive. (Too bad the copy editor pierre'd out in the penultimate graf.) 

Pork

hangover. 

Not fud, just insightful

Key thought: "The U.S. does enough on its own to make itself the target of worldwide anger. Why must it take on Israel's battles as well?"

I'm gone

but not forgotten. That Meyer lemon posset was pretty great. 

Not fud, just appalling

But Turd Blossom insists he read a lot of books. 

One more argument

for keeping Alice out of DC.

Room service, the sequel

Two questions: Where is the Poodle sleeping that night? And is this really the proper reception for a guy who was greeted with "Shyme! Shyme!" everywhere we went in Australia as Iraq was being invaded?  

Not fud, just necessary

He did not keep us safe from 9/11. 

I hope there's a whole chapter

in the memoir on how bad taste just cannot be cured. Could they really not have left the choice to the new residents? The legacy mounts . . . 

My ears hurt

already -- the voice was bad enough; the strained copy will be so much more grating. 

Why can't he just pack up

his pretzels and go home already? (Oh, the fud? Room service.) 

Play-for-No-Pay

will print any old horse shit. Do as he says, not as he weighs. 

Squirrel

you say? 

And to think

we could have wound up with the Budweiser sugar baby.

(Thanks to Anima Mundi.) 

The future

If only. 

Not fud, just a reminder

of how we were all complicit through our passivity, our stupid belief that the system worked after Clinton survived impeachment. Go, Al Franken. 

Not fud, just a recipe

for blowback. 

And people accuse me

of being rough on fat people. 

As I said over at the base camp

Message: Shut your pie holes, Mothers.

You gotta wonder

whose post-holiday parties were more important. Calling Elizabeth Buttkisser. . . 

But what about

the fig and flatulence diet? 

Forgive them, Nature

It appears they have no idea what they're doing. Is there such a thing as nontoxic ash, considering the Tennessee spill? 

Voting

with your rum. The price is right, too. 

Not fud, just amusing

Although six centuries in Walmart would not be punishment enough for this "casualty."