The earliest photos

are the most revealing. 

Enough with the kitchen

On to the wine cellar now that the O'Doul's fool is gone. 

As I said over at the base camp

Message: Shut your pie holes, Mothers.

While my friends and I

were eating great orzo salad and sausage and smoked salmon sandwiches and eggs in garlic sauce . . .

Not fud, but barbed

Quote of the day, from the inimitable Dan Froomkin, on simian salaries:

"Staci A. Wheeler, the White House's director of fact checking, is -- at $60,000 -- either being paid way too little or way too much, depending on how you want to look at it."