Maybe the boss

should get off the internets and start minding the stores. 

Never ends

with the tainted beef. 

Somehow

I don't think jalapenos will be the culprit, although "loose ends" is an interesting phrase to use in an investigation of salmonella-driven diarrhea. And Lou Dobbs is going to go even more batshit insane. As always, though, the mystery is why recalls of far more lethal beef just elicit yawns.