Not fud, but good

When does she click her heels and really disappear?

LOL

Maybe Ed the Dairyman could help. 

Unclogging the kitchen drain

with a tool stuck in it. 

Not fud, but scary

How do they cram the genie back in the bottle once they've lost and go back to their multiple homes? Pow's sugar mama can always steal drugs to get her through the night. What the hell are we supposed to do? My friend's casita in Uruguay is going to be as crowded as the A train. . . .

Not fud, just extremely revealing

To put it succinctly, he is a deluded prick.

Not fud, but excellent

A little history is a very good thing. He's toast. 

Not fud, just scary

Maybe we should be talking about how being without a kitchen table for 5 1/2 years sorta robs you of your integrity. Most dishonest campaign ever. 

Not fud, just good

Lies and liars.