Worth

the virtual voyage.

Back

to the land.

Talk about

locavorism.

(Come for the food. Stay for the ephelant. If this is what they're doing in college, no wonder old pharts are getting canned right and left.)

By tomatoes

possessed. (Very sloppy copy editing, though -- Restaurant "Danielle"?)

They paved Cornucopia

and put up a McMansion lot. What kind of country forgets we need to get ourselves back to the garden? 

Hurtling

toward extinction. Story's a bit of a mess, but it ends with a bang. (TomDispatch's advice for reading the NYTimes always holds: Start with the last three grafs.) 

Still, as if we should talk . . .