Just when you think

the trans fat coverage cannot get any more cretinous, along comes the home of the Human Scratch N Match to prove both "reporters" and interviewees can have Crisco for brains. "I like my trans fat," he said. "I mean, I still use a stick of butter on everything." WTF? Have all the editors left the building? 

Why in the name of Crisco

do uninformed "reporters" persist in perpetuating the idiocy that something banned must taste good? The inventors of cannoli and cake had no chemically altered fats, only lard and butter. The Stupid -- make it stop.