Better than trying to sell arugula

as rocket. Green should be peace.  

Couldn't

say it better. 

Jumped too soon. This is more cutting and worth the plunge into the comment pool. 

"Like a middle school cafeteria"

with arugula and orange juice.

I will always remember

hearing about the frantic calls made one afternoon in search of food allusions on deadline -- chefs sharpen knives, she hones her wit by stroking the serfs in the joint. Generally, I stay out of the black hole of comments, but these are worth the journey.

And this explains why we know more about arugula than Walnuts.

File under "tangled web"

Shrimp never strikes me as a luxury food anymore; it would be a whole other story if the Man From Nantucket were serving foie gras with his apparently unfermented grape juice. And at least it wasn't arugula, and nobody got $400 haircuts. Did they? What's a million among journalists?

Also, this takes its semisweet time getting to the point, but skim down to the last third and you will be feeling very optimistic. Or maybe not. There are CrackBerries in the afterlife?

Slyest dig ever at the Rachael ruckus

Ms. Malkin, I'm afraid they know where your parents were born.