I'm so old

I remember when all FOH faces were white. And don't ask about the homophobia in the kitchen. 

When waitress is a step up

you gotta wonder about the elite factory (last A to last Q).

Maybe I can finally

stock up on some good espresso without having to wait 14 hours. 

Not so sure about organic

but he's right about arctic char. Get ready for prices to go up as demand does, especially once people realize it doesn't aromatize the house the way farmed salmon does. Plus it sounds so much nicer than trout.