Dr. Freud,

the Vatican's on Line 1. When is a sausage just an xmas gift? 

Might have been

his Dukakis-in-the-tank moment. Except we have months to go and miles of missteps ahead. 

Maybe I should save

my sympathy, given the Turd Blossom advising him, but the old guy is having a tough time. 

This will wipe out

the Obama coverage. How low can the old guy go? 

Hard to tell which is scarier

When they don't look like the package. Or when they do . . .